Pretentious College Chatter
8:00 Time to get some coffee.
Time to strut.
2:00 Time to quote Shakespeare.
3:00 Discuss society's steady collapse.
4:00 READ!
It doesn't matter if it's a peice of shit
it's obscure.
Therefore
I like it.
Chekov.Chekov.Chekov.Chekov.Chekov.Chekov.
5:00 Leo Tolstoy!
5:05 Screw your courage to the sticking point.
Chekov.Chekov.Chekov.Chekov.Chekov.Chekov.
5:59 Wave your arms dramatically while incorrectly describing existentialism.
6:20 Poetry reading by Random Guy Who Doesn't Rhyme But Uses Word "Fuck" A Lot.
8:00 Thought-provoking Pot time.
9:00 Admire oneself in the ballet mirror, a lot.
10:00 Go to bed really early, making sure to wipe off all your eyelines, and think about what you learned today.
Time to strut.
2:00 Time to quote Shakespeare.
3:00 Discuss society's steady collapse.
4:00 READ!
It doesn't matter if it's a peice of shit
it's obscure.
Therefore
I like it.
Chekov.Chekov.Chekov.Chekov.Chekov.Chekov.
5:00 Leo Tolstoy!
5:05 Screw your courage to the sticking point.
Chekov.Chekov.Chekov.Chekov.Chekov.Chekov.
5:59 Wave your arms dramatically while incorrectly describing existentialism.
6:20 Poetry reading by Random Guy Who Doesn't Rhyme But Uses Word "Fuck" A Lot.
8:00 Thought-provoking Pot time.
9:00 Admire oneself in the ballet mirror, a lot.
10:00 Go to bed really early, making sure to wipe off all your eyelines, and think about what you learned today.
Caitlin Carroll