That's What I Said

This hotdog is so good
That doesn’t suck that bad
It’s really stiff right now
You know why
High, look around
You have to blow on the head to make it go down
Keep it up guys!
You’re halfway there--
Cause I’m only here to be your she
Once I finish up on him, I’ll get started on you
I ended up saying that joke on myself
And oh my God, I just slipped all over that pickle
Yeah, that’s what I said
I’m afraid to go down all the way
You shot it off too early
I’m taking back what I said
We need to throw some more wood in this bitch
Hotdog pickle wood big hard bitch
I hate having that thing in my mouth
I hate the taste of your words in my mouth
I’m rewiring connections
Here’s my hotdog, fish, it it it
It’s always a penis
She she she
She’s always a whore
But I’m here for more
I’m gonna eat my food and it’s gonna be food
And if I want it to be a penis it’ll be a penis when I say
And until then
A hotdog is a hotdog
That’s what I said.

Rachel Carmody